I think this potato chip wins for most words on the front of their bag. They're all natural, and their name is "Dirty" Potato Chips, of the Sea Salted variety. Underneath that it says, "We Kettle Cook In A Premium Peanut Oil Blend For A Crunchier, Tastier Potato Chip!" Yeah, just like that, all capped, a grammarian's nightmare, and I don't know why.
Other than the annoying caps, these chips should make the Health Nazis happy, as they have zero transfat, no artificial colors or flavors, no MSG, no preservatives, no wheat glutens, no artificial sweeteners and they are also kosher as a bonus. They should love these babies.
I didn't. They are virtually tasteless, almost like deep-fried Communion wafers, if you can imagine. The bag says 'sea salted,' but I couldn't tell if there was any salt at all - it certainly didn't taste like it. They are kettle cooked as mentioned above, and quite crunchy, but tasteless. These are the tofu of potato chips. Fail.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009
Carne Asada Fries
Carne Asada Fries. Scott Rodriguez of the San Diego News Network seems to think they’re something special, and says so in his review, "Carne Asada Fries: The new American comfort food." You click and go enjoy it while I try to puzzle out all the weird capitalizations and uncapitalizations.
While I am still unsure why Carne Asada Fries needs to be capped, I do not that I have trouble calling something that is really only 25-30% fries fries. It’s like all the entries to This Is Why You’re Fat that simply add fries to make something 'unhealthier.' Carne Asada Fries simply don’t have that much fries in them, except for the very soggy ones at the bottom.
Just my opinion...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Always Share Your French Fries…
From the Newark Post: Mom beaten with aluminum bat after she fails to share French fries with son
By Carl Hamilton
Published: Thursday, May 21, 2009 1:26 PM CDT
A 16-year-old Port Deposit, Md. teen beat his mother with an aluminum bat during a tantrum triggered by her refusal to share her French fries, police said. The 52-year-old woman suffered injuries that put her in the hospital. Police charged her son, Dennis Floyd Hickman III, as an adult.
Read the rest of the article here.
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