Thursday, August 14, 2014
French Fry Diary 607: No More Satisfries
Little Shanty, and now Burger King has announced they are discontinuing their Satisfries.
The Satisfries were a lower calorie alternative to the normally crappy and constantly changing regular fries at Burger King. These crinkle cuts were awesome when hot and even reheated, and quite frankly, a reason to actually go to Burger King rather than someplace else. After less than a year on the menu, BK has decided to pull the plug on these great fries because sales were apparently less than 'satisfrying.'
This coincides with Burger King's reintroduction of their Chicken Fries. BK claims they are back by popular demand and further says, "Get yours before they're gone!" perhaps implying that nothing on the BK menu is safe or permanent.
Chicken fries, meh, I'd rather have Satisfries. At least Burger King is consistent in their bad calls.